Are you tired of all those damn pills you buy? There are so many side effects that they make you feel worse then you felt before you took them?

Introducing SideFFoFF© - Take it With ANY pill and watch how that pill's side effects never appear.

*Side effects from sideFFoFF© may include anal bleeding, diarrhea, dry mouth, fatigue, sore throat, excessive bleeding in random parts of the body, and blindness. Hearing aids may be required at some points. Tell your doctor if you are missing any limbs. In rare cases you and the people around you may experience nosebleeds, temporary eyesight loss or death. If you have a history of chicken pox serious complications may occur. If you experience coma or death you may be qualified for a partial refund.

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